Whilst working in Soho in London today I noticed that most of the shop keepers were beautiful women wearing...

Question

Next to nothing and in some cases just there underwear.
They kept on inviting me in to there shops to look at there goods as well.

Did I just walk in to a parallel universe where all my dreams were answered,
Or is Soho always like this in the run up to Xmas......???

Answer 1

Well...it is London's red light district so no doubt you'll be able to repeat the experience as and when you like.

Answer 2

perhaps they were just having problems with their heating, and its just too damn hot in there!!

or perhaps they heard that there was a really cute bloke walking down the street, so they all stripped off to impress him!!
i think he was walking right behind you, did you see him? was it Jude Law?

actually the real reason is because they all design their own underwear, and its the only way of getting men into their shops to buy the stuff for their girlfriends! just let me know when you want to go shopping for me, and i'll give you my sizes!! LOL xx

Answer 3

All that glitters is not gold! I worked in the area a few years ago. (in a more respectable job!) While these women do provide a much welcome 'eye-candy' service to visitors, (I can think of worse ways of spending my lunch time!) they are there to entice people inside to spending ludicrously large sums of money for drinks etc. It's been much publicised on TV!... I've never been mind you! Erhum....

Answer 4

oi you.... Wake up sweety... your pants are wet again. Ill be online later if your about xx

Answer 5

Cant believe you wouldnt come into mine.....i would have let you sample before buying.....xx

Answer 6

I was wondering where my girlfriend had got to.