Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio.
2006-11-02 04:40:43 · 12 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty funny but sad because if he continues to sand all the time. He's gonna end up with nothing to sand! LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-02 04:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...
2006-11-02 04:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 03:48:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But what is he going to do once the sandpaper sands his knob off?
2006-11-02 04:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by chocolatemeringue_04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah! but what happens when he sands it down to where it just drops off into the wind!!
2006-11-02 04:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooo! Wouldn't that be a little (ow!) rough?! LOL.LOL.
Can you imagine that? LOL.
2006-11-04 13:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-02 04:42:23 · answer #7 · answered by slickgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Thanks for sharing.
2006-11-04 05:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha really funny!
2006-11-02 04:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. thats cute
2006-11-02 05:06:52 · answer #10 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋