at the divorce courts.
"you cannot get a divorce because of her teeth" says the judge
mickey is outraged to hear that he cannot get a divorce on such cosmetic groundsand screams out
"but she's f**king goofy"
2006-11-02 04:29:09 · 19 answers · asked by crunchymonkey 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
arnt we a bit picky about how its told!!!
2006-11-02 04:36:32 · update #1
Nope. Not funny.
2006-11-02 04:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Kamunyak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got the joke wrong.
Micky is filing for divorce on the grounds that Minnie is fu*king goofy.
The judge say that stupidity is not a valid reason for divorce.
Mickey responds with, " I didn't say she was stupid,I said that she is fu*king Goofy"!
2006-11-02 12:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
2006-11-02 12:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that he wanted a divorce on grounds of insanity,not her teeth. think you got mixed up there .
2006-11-02 12:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try again, sorry not funny especially because you are trying to make fun of Disney Characters.
2006-11-02 12:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
poor Clarabell Cow - Goofy is cheating on her!!
2006-11-02 12:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey don't make fun of Mickey he's cool make fun of Minnie she s*cks @ss....And that's a retared joke there dude....
Thanks for the two points haha
2006-11-02 12:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
tell walt disney to make them divorce
2006-11-02 12:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by gila 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What a fantasy
2006-11-02 12:48:12 · answer #9 · answered by lolipop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-02 12:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by slickgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋