dont ever become freinds with a man named Bruno, whos nickname is also "spider". or youll end up in the penn like me
2006-11-02 04:23:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good to know. Thanks.
2006-11-02 04:25:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't Do Drugs
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...
and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to
the 2nd boy) "Well, your honor I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)
I said, (pointing to the small circle) this is your asshole before prison......"
2006-11-02 12:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! I knew a guy named Bruno that was nicknamed spider..you see him..tell him i want my frickin money! or his a$$ is mine! lol
2006-11-02 12:30:08 · answer #3 · answered by lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dealing with criminals
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.
"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."
"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"
"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."
"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"
"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."
2006-11-02 12:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did spider do to you
2006-11-02 12:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by SEXY_LADY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wellll, alrighty then ---
2006-11-02 12:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the heads up! I'll keep that in mind.
2006-11-02 12:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by .·:*¨♡ Mz Independent ♡¨*:·. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the info!!!
2006-11-02 12:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
......................ok..................
2006-11-02 12:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by straykat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the warning.
2006-11-02 12:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by tinamaries43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋