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Elderly Firefighters


One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"

As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their attack on the blaze. After two more hours of attacking the fire, president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could bring out the company's secret files. From the distance a long siren was heard and another fire truck came into sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of men over 65.

To everyone's amazement the little fire engine raced through the chemical plant gates and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. In the distance the other firemen watched as the old timers hopped off of their rig and began to fight the fire with an effort that they had never seen before.

After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. Joyous, the chemical company president announced that he would double the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteers. After thanking each of the old men individually, the president asked the group what they intended to do with the reward money. The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, "The first thing we're going to do is fix the dang brakes on that truck!"

2006-11-02 04:21:44 · 11 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

hahahahahahaha,very funny. i'm in my schools computer lab, and everybody is staring at me like i've lost my mind.

2006-11-02 04:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i do no longer purchase it. provide their canine lower back. somebody GAVE AWAY **THEIR** canine. It became no longer his precise to attain this. How dare somebody provide away an elderyl couples canine, rather of rallying around the canine and the two quickly fostering it or bringing foodstuff and water to it. How do you recognize the canine hasn't been out for a walk in a month? How do you recognize the place she lives? How do you recognize her nurse? i think of there is greater to this tale then you definately're letting on. They stay in an UPSTAIRS place of living on the "2d floor" yet yet they positioned the canine in a 10x10 outdoor? They also have a outdoor??!?! something isn't precise. is this an elderly canine that has been with that's relatives the entire time? somebody took the canine and gave away something that did no longer belong to him. with the aid of fact they have had the canine so long i'd say that's a stable risk that they do have scientific information to tutor that they had the canine. Sorry, yet perhaps them being interior the scientific institution and actually ill and not having all and sundry to help them can excuse the canine no longer having a bathtub. You paint her out as a scenile lady who calls you whilst she thinks approximately it. i contemplate whether she's elderly and ill and needs HER canine lower back. How does she have a outdoor that she keeps the canine in yet stay on the 2d floor of an place of living? Huh?

2016-10-03 05:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Very funny!! It wasn't intentional how they went farther than the other fire man. But it actually paid up and they ended up getting money for their volunteer work. Way to go seniors!!!

2006-11-02 04:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0 0

Mounted Cop

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''


To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

2006-11-02 04:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0 0

That's funny. I guess they'd have to be volunteer to be over 65...

2006-11-02 04:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0 0

I've heard it quite some time back, but it is still funny.

Thanks for freshening my memory.

2006-11-04 05:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL. Yep. it's a Goodie. LOL.

Have a great evening!

2006-11-03 12:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

I thought you were going to say it was a Viagra factory!!

2006-11-02 04:24:19 · answer #8 · answered by Icefire 3 · 0 0

funny

2006-11-02 04:58:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL - that was good - It was unexpected!!

2006-11-02 04:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0 0

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