that he didnt feel 2 grand, the doctor performs the general examinations but nothing found, the doc decides to perform a rectal examination to which the patient agrees.
the doctor was quite suprised to find a pound coin up there and asks the patient if he feels better
"a little he said but not much"
the doc decides to continue the exam and finds a £5note then a £10 not and continues.
at the end of the examination the doc has a pile of cash which he has pulled from this guys bum, counts it up to the total of £1999 and qusetions the patient as to why it was up there.
he answers "well i told you i didnt feel 2 grand now did i?"
2006-11-02 04:20:20 · 13 answers · asked by crunchymonkey 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's ok, but not that great.
2006-11-02 04:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee you can just pitcure him having an irish accent
2006-11-02 12:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by FINN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of saw the punchline coming
2006-11-02 12:22:35 · answer #3 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little short hahaha
2006-11-02 12:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now that's a good one
2006-11-02 20:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 12:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright but not great!! Sorry!!!
2006-11-02 12:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooh I get it! haha funny!
2006-11-02 14:03:41 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he - safer than under his mattress I suppose
2006-11-02 12:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-11-02 12:22:23 · answer #10 · answered by shaqmc21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋