My daughter and I were in a public bathroom and she announced to everyone "Mommy diarreha!" She was only two at the time, I was MORTIFIED! But it was funny.
2006-11-02 04:08:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
My oldest son, Nick(who is now 14) was about 3 yrs old...I was divorced from his father and I taught him his home phone number so if he EVER needed to have someone call me..he could tell them his phone number...we went to the grocery store about 5-6 pm when all the business people grab their things for dinner etc...and he starts screaming out our phone number ~ area code and all....Got about 5 calls from guys who thought he was so cute!!
My son Adam(almost 6) was about 3 and he and my husband went to run an errand for me ( I just had my last child) and my husband had gas...BAD...STINKY....LOUD...GAS...My son yelled..." smells like mommy is going to have to change YOUR diaper too daddy!!" While waiting in line to pay for stuff...he was holding his nose and waving his hand over his dad's butt!!! My husband almost died!! And finally...our youngest..Joey (almost 3) was sitting in a shopping cart with my husband pushing...an elderly woman walked by and my son says to her..." hey sexy...nice boobs...nice ***" My husband says this to me daily...but didn't think he'd pick it up...the old lady turned 5 different shades of red!!
2006-11-02 05:07:44 · answer #1 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats too cute!!! My most embarrassing moment would have been when I had both kids in the trolley in Kmart. My 4 year old daughter was sitting in he trolley part, my 3 yr old son was sitting in he seat part. We were just browsing when all of a sudden, my son, in a loud voice said, "Mummy you have big boobies" lol I could have died. I have had a few more. Once my daughter saw a man with a white bushy beard and long white hair. She says to me *he could hear) "Mummy why isn't Santa in his red clothes" Too cute! The man had a laugh thankfully!
2016-03-19 02:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine (3 years old)threw a knock down,drag out tantrum in church-in the center aisle!! ON MOTHER'S DAY! It was a point during the service when all the mother's were asked to stand up. My daughter wanted to go back up to the alter (all the kids were asked to come up during the sermon) My husband was working that day so it was especially mortifying! When in the car,I couldn't get her in her car seat and before that she got away from me in the parking lot. It was all very scary. She's never been that bad and hasn't since then!
2006-11-02 13:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by mooseny35 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Besides the tantrums she's done a couple of things. Once she walked up to the checker at a store and said, "Excuse me, did you know that my Mom's a Hoochie Momma?" Then this summer she started singing that song, Big Balls by AC/DC to my sister, but she inserted my husbands name into the song, so she was saying, "John's got the biggest balls of all." We only see my sister once every year or so, she was probably wondering what the heck we are teaching my daughter!
2006-11-02 04:17:27 · answer #4 · answered by nimo22 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When I was putting groceries on the conveyor belt at the supermarket. I put down a bottle of wine and my son shouted "That's MOMMY's wine". I nearly died.
By the way: no I'm not a wino
2006-11-02 06:35:32 · answer #5 · answered by eli_star 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is funny!
My father who has had three strokes used to thing it was funny to teach my 2 year old how to curse ( now 4 ) He used to tell him to say ( excuse my language ) **** that *****. On day we were on the bus and a lady said hi to my son and that was his reply. I didn't know what to do. I was stunned! He doesn't curse anymore but believe me when I tell you that was the most embarrassing day ever!
2006-11-02 04:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by s. life 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When my son was 3 (he is 12 now) he LOVED Barney. We were in Kroger, and a very large lady in a purple sweatsuit walked past us...you see where this is going...he yelled (and I mean YELLED!) "Ooh Mommy, it's Barney, it's Barney!!" and would not stop saying it and pointing. I apologized to her, and had to abandon the cart and leave the store because I was so mortified.
2006-11-02 05:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
My son's first melt down at a store. He wanted this toy that was for infants and I would not buy it. He started kicking and screaming so I picked him up and started walking out of the store. He kept reaching behind me yelling mommy, mommy I thought for sure someone was thinking I was trying to kidnap him
2006-11-02 05:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by faybe 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Stood on a picnic table in the park a few feet away from the rest of the kids getting ready for their lunches and proceeded to urinate, hands on hips, stating only he could make it rain that day! He was 4.
2006-11-02 04:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa B 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I am a single mom, going to college and upon occassion I have to take my oldest (6 years old) with me to class. I had just gone to his parent teacher conference and he had gotten all A's on his first report card. That evening, he went with me to one of my classes and the professor gave back some homework that I got a 70 on. My son said, in front of the whole class, "Mama, you got a 70, you are going to get grounded if you don't start doing better!!!" I was really embarrassed!!!
2006-11-02 04:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. Jackson 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋