In the back woods of Kentucky, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered another baby girl. "No, no don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
2006-11-02 03:18:56 · 30 answers · asked by sxc gal 4 u 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute. I thought the woman would have ended up being a dog or something... but cute. I got one thats really funny. Let me see if I can find it.
Redneck Logic:
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
" That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, 'AMAZIN?!!!!!!
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're a queer, ain't ya?"
2006-11-02 03:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by Kamunyak 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I havent heard this humorous tale in awhile yet i think of it is going like this i think of. Redneck: i for my area hate N***** some clever guy: Why? RN: they jus do stupid ****..I dnt get it. SSG: properly nobodys gets why you paint you neck purple, **** your sister, and consume highway kill. RN: whats so complicated to understand approximately that?
2016-10-03 05:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by catherine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-11-02 03:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not quite Jeff Foxworthy, but a good one nonetheless!
2006-11-02 04:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by Kitten_pmr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither funny nor rubbish. Average.
2006-11-02 03:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seen that joke yesterday for the first time about the babies.....and it is still as funny now.
Hey Elayne Trakhand.........THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
:-)
2006-11-02 03:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2016-12-11 17:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO do you have anymore love it was hilarious im still laughing
you can just imagine that
2006-11-02 03:22:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like the rednecks i know.
hahahahahahahahaha
2006-11-02 03:25:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you - i needed a good laugh this morning!!
2006-11-02 03:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋