A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
2006-11-02 02:56:23 · 19 answers · asked by bit of fluff 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gee Douglas you don't say
2006-11-02 03:01:29 · update #1
excellent never heard that 1before.
i have just read your questions from yesterday they were funny too . you are a natural
2006-11-02 04:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mother B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality!
2006-11-02 03:03:49 · answer #2 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. An intelligent joke for a change. Liked it!
2006-11-02 03:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have to agree with Coyote. This is quality....I was trying to figure out the ending. Never guessed it would turn out the way that it did. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-02 03:13:01 · answer #4 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that one bfore but i still love it lol
2006-11-02 03:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well she sure aint dumb well done bit of fluf
2006-11-02 06:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless!!!!!!
2006-11-02 03:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by singngrl_2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 02:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-02 04:04:33 · answer #9 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-11-02 07:00:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋