Her chain is too long!
2006-11-02 02:52:08 · 18 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heehee, dont tell her im laughing at this one, very good.
2006-11-02 02:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by Thornsey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely, she has complain. Once she cannot open a too long chain of skirt ni bed room i.e. out side of the kitchen.
Please help her to enjoy.
2006-11-02 11:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This one is cute also. You are on a role today...Keep'em coming. But make sure the chain is long enough to reach the bedroom.
2006-11-02 11:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's she doing out of the kitchen? (Unless she's bringing you and your friends a beer) Chain her to the sink and definitely shorten the chain.
2006-11-02 10:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by M M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
*Lol..but let me tell you a joke.......An old woman goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse she has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old woman said without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and wife.....
2006-11-02 12:00:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You burnt the dinner again.
You didn't finish her cyanide souffle.
You forgot the beer again.
2006-11-02 11:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by JannahLee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my bloke will love that one, but think this is one that needs o be discuss over dinner next time, why does a colander have bigger holes than a sieve!!!
2006-11-02 11:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are riding your motorcycle and you run over your wife's foot, whose fault is it?
Yours, you idiot! What are you doing riding a motorcycle in the kitchen?
2006-11-02 10:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by ANGUS 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
brave but quite funny
2006-11-02 14:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Correct! And what should you tell your wife if she's got two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice
2006-11-02 11:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋