A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box.
The little boy said, "Republicans."
The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, "Thatta boy!"
A few weeks later Bush was jogging again, this time with **** Cheney in tow. Bush stopped at the boy's house, winked at **** and said, "Hey kid, what kind of pupies are in the box?"
The boy said, "Democracts"
Bush looked crushed, saying, "What happened? A few weeks ago they were Republicans!"
The boy said, "Well, the puppies finally opened their eyes."
2006-11-02 02:51:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny and it has a ring of truth too...lol.
2006-11-04 03:24:59 · answer #1 · answered by Clay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL. Blue forever!
Have a great evening!
2006-11-03 12:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
REALLY CUTEE<<<<<<<
I LOVE IT!!
im definately gonna tell this joke to all ma friends!
2006-11-02 02:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so fabulous!! :) too bad more people can't open their eyes, huh?
2006-11-02 04:08:02 · answer #4 · answered by Kitten_pmr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny.
2006-11-02 03:17:41 · answer #5 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Goody goody!
2006-11-02 03:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by Nkaz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 02:55:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
:o)
2006-11-02 03:22:19 · answer #8 · answered by kiako 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-02 03:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by elainecynthia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats a good one.
2006-11-02 03:05:28 · answer #10 · answered by robkim04 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋