A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
2006-11-02 02:46:17 · 24 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A skeleton walks into a bar and says "bartender, give me a beer...and a mop."
2006-11-02 02:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by Rocko Barbella 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw."
2006-11-02 11:18:46 · answer #2 · answered by JannahLee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar and says 'ouch'!
2006-11-02 10:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by PaulineB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this:
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
So the barman gave her one...
2006-11-02 10:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by samzgaastra 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! I got one!
Two men walk into a bar, you'd think the second one would have ducked
lol! im such a geek, im lauging at my own jokes :(
2006-11-02 10:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, not bad.
a horse walks into a bar, the bartender goes "Why the long face?"
2006-11-02 11:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute.. I love jokes that I can actually tell to my kids!
2006-11-02 10:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by waiting2inhale2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have seen it on here so many times i agree with grovy chick not good
2006-11-02 14:39:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-02 14:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a joke that you can really get your teeth into
2006-11-02 10:50:41 · answer #10 · answered by your pete 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋