(Must Read Out Loud)
1. That's not right
Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harbouring a fugitive
Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP
Kum Hia
4. Stupid Man
Dum Fuk
5. Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach
Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped the coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat
9. It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone
No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo
14. He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odour is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu
2006-11-02 02:35:10 · 32 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-11-02 02:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
我笑一千微笑
I smile a thousand smiles
那不是不錯
Sum Ting Wong
是窩藏逃亡者的您
Hu Yu Hai Ding
儘快看見我
Kum Hia
愚笨的人
Dum Fuk
小馬
Tai Ni Po Ni
您去海灘
Wai Yu So Tan
我碰到了咖啡桌
Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
我認為您需要整容外科
Chin Tu Fat
它這裡是非常黑暗的
Wai So Dim
我認為您是在飲食
Wai Yu Mun Ching
這是拖曳去區域
No Pah King
我們的會議被安排在下個星期
Wai Yu Kum Nao
出去視域
Lei Ying Lo
他清洗他的汽車
Wa Shing Ka
您的體味是進攻
Yu Stin Ki Pu
2006-11-04 12:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Heres a few words of wisdom for when you get there...
Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
It takes many screws to build a crib but only one to fill it.
Virginity is delicate like a bubble... one prick - all gone!
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
2006-11-02 06:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great, really made me laugh out loud but my co-workers got kinda uncomfortable around me when I read it out loud. They probably thought I was going coo coo.
2006-11-02 02:49:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
16. Hahaha..very funny!
Wai Ywu Soh Fani..:-)
2006-11-02 03:15:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was too funny I had to stop at 6. I'll read the rest at home....
2006-11-02 05:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by chocolatemeringue_04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg,ur soo funny and smart! bravo!! Wai Yu So Kul?
2006-11-03 07:24:25 · answer #7 · answered by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I've read this before, and it still makes me laugh when I see it. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great evening.
2006-11-03 13:03:53 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! That's really clever! Even though it's not real chinese its still funny!
2006-11-03 07:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuni ci wa,this is very funny i already written it down to use on my friends.
2006-11-02 02:43:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!
I GIVE IT A 10/10!!!!
I simply loved it and I think that its supreme AWESOME AND TOTALLY ROCKING!!!!!!
I don’t know where you guys dig up such great jokes which make me fall to the ground laughing.!!!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!
i copied it to show it ma lil' bro.
2006-11-02 02:38:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋