Ok! Ok!...I admit it..i cant seem to think of any goood jokes today......!.......
2006-11-02 02:16:07 · 21 answers · asked by Coyote 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No way possible. I sleep on couch. I see good joke today. Girls
in School bathroom put on makeup and kiss all over full length mirror. Maintenance man have to clean off every night. Get tired
of it and make report but girls keep kissing mirror with lipstick kisses so Principal call big meeting in bathroom to show how much trouble to clean mirror. Maintenance Man dip toilet brush in toilet wipe off big mirror and use squeegee to dry
2006-11-02 02:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you at the instantaneous are not incorrect. yet i'd be straightforward, (and that i'm particular i will get thumbs down for this) i have been prevalent to bribe my 4 year old each and every so typically. often times we've lately the position genuinely not something is operating. lately quite placed on me out, because I have 3 children to attend to..and it type of feels that once one is appearing up, all of them commence appearing up. So on lately, I say "in case you behave i can help you you go stay at Grandma's this weekend". after I say that, he at present stops being a terror and is an angel for something of the day. particular, bribery received't be the suitable component, yet ya comprehend what? often times there's no different option for me.
2016-12-05 11:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by snelling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I didn't wake up on the wrong side of the bed. There is only one way out for me.
It is perfectly alright Coyote that you take a break from telling jokes. Everyone could use a break now and then. BUT guess what??? TIME'S UP.......You have rested long enough....It is time to get busy.....Think Coyote THINK.....
2006-11-02 02:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll take you literally. No, I can only get out on the one side of the bed. On the other side is a wall.
And I'm having trouble thinking too.
2006-11-02 02:18:53 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, I woke up on my husbands side, which is so much softer and warmer after he leaves for work, so I am in a good mood this morning. Sad jokes or not, lol. Well at least you tried.
2006-11-02 02:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by Barbara C 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I get up off the end of the bed. Much better to be in the middle.
2006-11-02 02:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by cw45colt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same side of the bed, but about half an hour after I SHOULD have gotten up.
Ugh....
2006-11-02 02:27:34 · answer #7 · answered by Lexie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I woke up on my right side. So I am sure, I am not wrong.
2006-11-02 02:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. LOL. Did you?
Have a great evening!
2006-11-03 13:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, woke up on the right side...
then stop asking, and wait till you get something good!
2006-11-02 02:19:36 · answer #10 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋