2006-11-02 02:15:16 · 10 answers · asked by RANDI B 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Confucious say:
He who laughs last do not get joke.
2006-11-02 02:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by His Dudeness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A penguin, bored with the Antarctic weather, was on holiday driving through outback Australia when he started hearing a strange knocking sound from the car’s engine. Knowing how dangerous it would be for a polar sea-bird to be stuck in the middle of the desert, he quickly pulled into the next service-station.
The mechanic took a quick look at the car, and said “Mate, it’ll take me a few minutes to find out what’s going on”, so the penguin ducked (penguined?) into the shop and bought an ice-cream. Unfortunately, the hot sun was melting the ice-cream, and penguin flippers not being the most dextrous of limbs, he got as much ice-cream on his face as he did in his mouth.
Rather annoyed now, the penguin went back to the mechanic to see what was wrong. The mechanic looked at the penguin for a moment, and shook his head.
“Mate, I’m sorry, but it looks like you’ve blown a seal.”
“No, no!”, replied the penguin. “It’s only ice-cream!”
2006-11-02 02:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by dammers_00 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tell you what Randi B, you email me so I can send you a ton of stuff that is soo funny you will pee yourself. You do need to specify because I have "dirty" humor & good old fashion humor!! You just let me know! If you need a laugh right now, go on the internet & find the clip of our great leader representing a Republican for office in their state & saying their name wrong to the nation! Not mispronouncing, but saying the wrong name entirely! Now that is funny stuff!!
2006-11-02 02:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by Crystal A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I run in tap you on the shoulder look you strait in the eye and say BOOOO and realized that Halloween was two days ago.. and quickly runs away in shame.
have a great day
2006-11-02 02:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by celticdragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is form ron white- They call me Tater Salad... i don't know if the wording is 100% correct it's from memory but her goes.
so i started datin this girl and she had an old dog. i saw this dog and i was like "oh god this dog is gonna die." sure enough two weeks later her scottie died, and she was crushed. she was crying my "dog my dog i want my tottie." so i wanted to cheer her up i said "honey i'll get you a new dog" and she said "i don't want another dog i want my tottie back." so i found a scottie dealer nearby and we got in the car and she was totally against it. so i drove her there and we pull up and they're all jumping up and down in the window "pick me! pick me!" and i got her one and it healed her heart.
a little while ago her dad died and i was like.... i think i see a way out of this . so we got in the car and i told her we were going to the old folks home and she was like "i don't want a new daddy i want my daddy back." so we went and we pulled up and they were all jumpin up and down in the window "pick me pick me!!!" she wanted a black one but i said "honey keep it simple!" and i know why he acts so weird... he can smell my daddy on me.
not quite the way i wanted it to come out. if you go on myspace and go to movies and look up ron white or blue collar comedy tour and get those movies you will love it! you will laugh so hard you will piss. i gaurentee it.
2006-11-02 02:37:52 · answer #5 · answered by 1 Hott Mami 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BIBI take care! If some one made you laugh then he can make you weep and cry as well~ which may be more tougher then we expect.
2006-11-02 02:19:59 · answer #6 · answered by MY Regards to All 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My boss was telling me how once he went for a massage, and he started feeling a bit randy once the oil started flowing......so he asked....
"Do you do anything else...?"
She replied "Yes, I work in Tesco's on a Saturdays...!"
Make you laff??
2006-11-02 02:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Alan P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you a 5-star celeb?
2006-11-02 02:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by The False Prophet 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
look at the keys, look at the keys. peek-aboo peek-a-boo peek-a-boo. don't make me blow on your stomach phrppppt. phrppppt.
2006-11-02 02:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by Emanuel T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here, watch this its funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRFwyw9GvvY
2006-11-02 02:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋