A blonde went to a ventiloquist show. the ventriloquist used his dummy to make fun of blondes. The crowd roared with laughter but the blonde was angry.
"How dare you make fun of blondes!" The ventriloquist replied saying "Madam, I'm very sorry but it's just part of the act."
The blonde screamed "You shut up! I'm talking to the little man on your knee!"
2006-11-02 01:48:31 · 18 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH MY GOSH!!
EEEEEEEEE!!!
ITS LIKE DEE BESTEST ONE EVA!!!!
I SIMPLY LOVED IT ......totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!
Send us more jokes like these, plz. ANYWAYS IM GIVING IT A 10/10.
CUZ IT MADE ME FALL TO THE GROUND LAUGHING And im definately gonna share this joke with my family n' friends.
HILARIOUS!!
I Mean freakin’ hilarious!!
Two thumbs up!!
2006-11-02 02:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got one!
This blonde had just gotten a new car, she was driving on the highway and kept cutting in front of a trucker. Soon, the trucker got so mad, that he pulled the blonde to the side of the road and told her to get outta the car. When she did, he drew a circle on the ground and told her to stay in it. then he turned around and smashed all on the windows outta the car, he turned back around and the blonde was giggleing. Then, he used his knife to slash the leather seats, he turns around and shes roaring with lather. Last, he opens the hood and destroys the engine, he looks at the blonde and she is hysterical, "WHATS SO FUNNY!?!" he demeaned, the blonde answered, "Ever time you turn around, I step outta the circle!"
2006-11-02 02:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Boring.
2006-11-02 01:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by Mad Professor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one will email it to my mate now we call her blone all the time. PS liked your other one too.
Thanks
2006-11-02 01:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am laughing not at blondes, but at the joke itself. Place anybody there, and I'd still laugh.
2006-11-02 01:54:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yawn! Yawn! All these blonde jokes are getting a little tedious now.
2006-11-02 01:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by bluenose 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So to get your own back......
What did the blonde get that the brunette didn't?
An invite to the party.
2006-11-02 01:56:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-02 01:54:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 01:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-11-02 01:51:52 · answer #10 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋