Blonde goes into a chemist to buy deodarant for her husband. Assistant asks "Is it the ball kind?"
"No," replies blonde "it's for under his arms."
2006-11-02 01:42:19 · 20 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant.......
One prisoner said to the other,
"I think my cell mate's gay."
"How can you tell?"
"He closes his eyes when I kiss him goodnight."
2006-11-02 01:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bit like the 'Not the Nine O'Clock News' Swedish Chemist one.
See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM
2006-11-02 01:51:41 · answer #2 · answered by Barbara Doll to you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-02 01:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by Urchin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde goes to department store to buy tv, she points to the tv she wants, store clerk says, "Sorry lady, I can't sell that to you" Blonde leaves
Blonde goes back the next day to buy tv, store clerk says same thing..."Sorry, I can't sell you that tv."
Blonde dyes her hair brown. Goes back the next day, asks the store clerk to buy "that tv over there" points at the tv
Store clerk shakes his head and says
"Miss, I can't sell you that tv because THAT IS A MICROWAVE!!!!"
2006-11-02 01:58:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol a blonde joke i havent heard finally
2006-11-02 01:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get it right.
A Swedish blonde walks into a chemists.
"Ah werd lark a deoderernt, please." she asks.
"Berl er aihroserl?"
"Narhther." she says. "Eet is fower mah ermpeets."
You have to do the Swedish accent to make the "joke" work.
2006-11-02 01:59:30 · answer #6 · answered by ANGUS 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny.... just that all blonde jokes suppose to be Paris Hilton jokes....
'cause honestly....she's the main reason for those jokes
2006-11-02 01:51:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
I love blonde jokes and that was a great one, its good to see you can make fun of yourself!
2006-11-02 01:47:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute - have not heard this one before!@
2006-11-02 01:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-02 01:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by need to know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋