i was taken a shower and i slipped and fell on the soap now its lodged in my azz how can i get it out?
2006-11-02 00:54:15 · 10 answers · asked by rectal itch 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ First Aid
its a bar of irish spring also im shooting out bubbles when i f@rt
2006-11-02 00:55:45 · update #1
Irish Spring....manly yes, but I like it too!
2006-11-02 01:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by margarita 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aha, likely story. Oh well, it will either dissolve over time or come out when you poop. I wouldn't worry about it unless your bar of soap is really a flashlight or something.
2006-11-02 00:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep pourin hot water every day upto 8 litres. In 2 weeks it might slip ot!
2006-11-02 01:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by bull-hunk 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's a real looose azz... after you get the soap out.. (or it dissolves in you) be sure to see your surgeon to tighten the sphincter so it doesnt happen again!
2006-11-02 22:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the hospital, man, they're better at that stuff, and they've seen it all. Anything else and you'll end up getting an infection or something - nasty!
2006-11-02 00:56:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat lots of beans with a laxative sauce.
2006-11-02 00:57:15 · answer #6 · answered by Hootcoot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sit on the tolet and it should just sliiiide on out, and if u fart while ur there, it'll clean the toilet bowl too!
2006-11-02 01:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bear dowwn hard while squatting
2006-11-02 07:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, rub it till it all goes away
2006-11-02 00:56:09 · answer #9 · answered by J D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loooooooooooooool!!!!
an ingenius idea for a comedy!!!!
2006-11-02 00:56:11 · answer #10 · answered by Trey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋