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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists - two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said. "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife!" The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "This gun you gave me had blanks in it so I had to beat him to death with the chair."

2006-11-02 00:30:16 · 8 answers · asked by takeemout01 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

Give a women a job, and the job gets done !

hahaha!!!!!!

2006-11-02 00:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 1 0

Lol! Some things only a woman can do! :)

2006-11-02 08:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0 0

Yeah... good 1

2006-11-02 11:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by Nkaz 2 · 0 0

ha ha

2006-11-02 08:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2006-11-02 09:45:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one

2006-11-02 08:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by Seba 2 · 0 0

hhhaaa hhaa ha......................!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-02 09:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol :)

2006-11-02 08:49:52 · answer #8 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 0 0

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