2006-11-02 00:05:21 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To get to the other side
2006-11-02 00:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by sue l 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well the chicken's usually drives, but on this particular day, he was late for work and decided to walk, although he had no intention of crossing the road.
You see the chicken is an alcoholic and had indulged in a few heavy beverages before setting off to work and his dodgy left knee gave in due to his erratic walking patterns, and low and behold, the chicken found himself in the middle of the road.
After crapping himself several times (all crap was of a different consistency) the chicken thought to himself, why not cross the road? so the chicken flapped his wings, slow at first, then quicker and quicker until he had almost moved and then alas, came to the realization that every chicken comes to at the age just prior to his bar mitzvah! He can't fly fo chicken sh*t!....
...And so, with a heavy heart and a new, cruelly awakened philosophy in life......
....the chicken crossed the road!
2006-11-02 00:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by jamie i 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because it was universally known as the 'Cross the Road Chicken', had it done other thing he'd be severely criticized.
2006-11-02 00:08:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His Lady Friend was over at the Lemonade Stand, and Phineas Peacock was buying her Pink to drink. The Rogue!.... and flirting with her.
Mr. Chicken is on a Mission!
2006-11-04 14:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was thrown across
why did the duck cross the road?
to prove it wasn't a chicken lol
2006-11-02 00:10:58 · answer #5 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cos lives on the other side of the road
2006-11-02 00:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by moh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To avoid the chicken shagger
2006-11-02 00:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by 0000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he hadn't managed to pull his **** out of the green cross code man in time
2006-11-02 01:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the toilet was on the other side of the road.
2006-11-02 00:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by evileyez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to measure the road
2006-11-02 00:44:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to prove to ducks, pigs, and to all the audience in the race.....that they can cross the road not being hit by cars....
2006-11-02 00:23:53 · answer #11 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋