A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his
priest: "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed our bodies together; but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then
walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in."
Does anyone know any more?
2006-11-01 23:25:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anria A 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Subject: Breast Milk
Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid term.
The last question was "Name seven advantages of mothers milk, " worth 70
points or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to think of
seven advantages.
He finally wrote:
1) It is a perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always available as needed.
4) It is always at the right temperature
5) It is inexpensive.
6) It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.
Then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell indicating the
end of the test rang, he wrote:
7) It comes in such cute containers.
He got an "A."
2006-11-01 23:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by Adele 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good way to save money!!!Nice one!!!I would give 5 out of 5!!!
2006-11-02 08:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute.
Caller. Who is this?
Answerer. I don't know I can't see you.
My dad use to say this when a caller would ask him who is this?
I always thought it was funny.
2006-11-02 07:33:18 · answer #3 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny but clever and its a fresh joke
2006-11-02 08:07:43 · answer #4 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm bored, urs helped a bit! thnx!
Q: y does a blonde keep empty bear bottles in his fridge?
A: they're their 4 hose hu don drink!
2006-11-02 07:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by roselia_01 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Imagine that - it was cute and funny and I didn't get offended. Congratulations on a job well done! :-)
2006-11-02 10:00:26 · answer #6 · answered by Jayna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL ... yes that a good one
Sorry I do not know any jokes.
Thanks for sharing : - )
2006-11-02 07:36:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 08:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2006-11-02 09:05:24 · answer #9 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good reply
2006-11-02 07:28:59 · answer #10 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋