God - Adam, I want to give you a gift. You have 2 options. Be carefull for when you choose, the other will automatically go to Eve.
Adam - What are the options God? I'll be wise.
God - Option 1: One more organ on your head called "the brain". It will help in doing your work
Adam(thinks) - As if I dont have hands for that!
God - Option 2: Ability to stand and pee!
Well..... Rest is history!!
2006-11-01 23:21:16 · 22 answers · asked by TulipGirl 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear barkel - Take it easy man. It was just a piece of wit. I think u need to grow up big time.
2006-11-01 23:33:45 · update #1
i think its funny. 7/10. and d'u mind givin me best answer, u get 3 points 4 urself, lol. tanx dearie.
2006-11-01 23:25:20 · answer #1 · answered by watever 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
5/10
2006-11-02 03:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by Nkaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-11-02 00:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by hotchocredrose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Joke is not just humorous but is a very intelligent attempt to tease men. The wording, especially the last line - "Well... Rest is history!!" is a perfect punchline.
Even though I am a man - but still for your humour and good execution I would rate it at perfect 10.
2006-11-01 23:28:09 · answer #4 · answered by Akshat Mehta Panjab University 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually being able to stand and pee is an ability in men that I am jealous of myself, but overall a nice joke, good for the girls in my life.
2006-11-01 23:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anria A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ! Adam was smart enough to Opt for the second one...Otherwise just think how messy it would have been Girls peeing while standing..messing all the legs right from the Cu*nt to toes !!!! Ha Ha Ha....Good one !!! Ovation to the creator !!!
2006-11-02 06:38:28 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Bad joke
2006-11-01 23:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by rjbendre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm...dont underestimate mans ability to stand and pee. Any way since i'm a guy i'm giving only 4/10.
2006-11-02 08:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by DoubtingThomas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but not laugh out loud funny. 6/10
2006-11-01 23:23:25 · answer #9 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 10/10
2006-11-02 15:03:46 · answer #10 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋