A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or the machine?"
2006-11-01 22:55:46 · 24 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great answer, way to go dad!!!!!!! I loved it. I'm a single mom, but I have to say, thier dad does step up to the plate with them. Not all dads are dead beats, way to go 5 stars on that joke.
2006-11-02 01:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like he does have a good case. He does have to make sure though that he has proof that does consider her not capable of taking care of you both. Also it does matter on how old you both are. Depending on your ages the judge may very well ask you who you want to stay with and make the decision from there. Stay strong things will get better
2016-05-23 15:52:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The can belong to the machine and the pepsi belong to u
2006-11-01 22:59:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good!! I think that the pepsi belongs to him and so should the kids!!! then he will want to give them back after a week!!!
2006-11-01 23:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by damien r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No much of a "question" but very good all the same - lol.
2006-11-01 23:08:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats hilarious
2006-11-01 23:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is very correct. ha ha ha
2006-11-01 23:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you really a woman?
2006-11-01 22:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by lumberman57 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-02 00:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2006-11-02 01:34:11 · answer #10 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋