1. Smart cars or Mini's parked in car parks, so you think there's a space when there's not.
2. Pointless reclining movement on aircraft seats and the people who actually believe that they're reclining when it's only an inch.
3. Been injured in an accident adverts, showing people who fell off a ladder, because they had not 'been trained properly' how to use one.
4. Ferrero rocher adverts, that show that the ambassador is not spoiling people, he's simply giving away rubbish foreign chocolates
5. People who leave two sheets of toilet paper on a roll, because they're too lazy to put a new roll on
2006-11-01 22:37:57 · 45 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pigeons
2006-11-02 00:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by velveteen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The kid from the Frosties advert
The Daily Mail and its racist undertones (ban the veil etc!)
People who jump on the band waggon and have no real opinion
The congestion charge
TAX
Realising that i have left my house keys in the office - when i have got to my front door
Stupid adverts on the radio
People who have a driving license but blatantly can not drive
People who drive about with the main lights on low and their poxy fog lamps on full belt
Channel 5
Rudeness
ha ha - this is my favourite subject ever, i could go on forever! starting to feel like Victor Meldrew!!!!! Thanks for letting me get some things off my chest!!!!
2006-11-01 23:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Council Tax.
Politically Correct morons who scream 'racist' at every given opportunity.
People of a fanatical religious inclination - particularly bloody Muslims
People that drive 4x4's as a status symbol instead of for practical reasons
Twats who keep harping on about banning everything - hunting, smoking, fireworks. Basically sad people who feel the need to interfere with and control others lives.
2006-11-02 00:40:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 old people
2 old people that drive at 10mph
3 women that drive at 10 mph
4 men that drive at 10mph
5 children that swear
6 women with tatooes
7miserable people at work if you dont like your job get another one
8 drivers that think their car is 20ft wide and drive on my side ofthe road
9 buses
10 taxis
11people with no humour
12 the woman across the road she really bugs me i want to beat her with a hammer
13 not having enough money for something that i want
14football fans that moan from the kickoff until the final whistle why waste £30 ?
15 france and its people
16 when my internet is so slow it takes 20 minutes to change page
17 being tired when i get up for work
18 people that throw litter out of the car infront that hits or goes under my car wankers
19 caravans wow they really do think they own the road
20 gays lesbians starights blacks white yellows muslims christains jehovahs all religions actually and all people lol
2006-11-02 08:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mines people that get on their high horse about anything you say that they don't agree with. Maybe they're wrong for a change.
People that walk across the road when you're driving, and think if they don't look at the oncoming car they won't be killed.
People that say, "Do you mind". When it's obvious you do.
People that are always negative.
People that think rights don't have to be earned.
2006-11-01 22:45:21 · answer #5 · answered by Barbara Doll to you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Men pissing all over the toilet seat (dirty)
2. People who put the empty milk bottle back in the fridge (stupid)
3. When the piss head sits next to me on the bus (smelly)
4. Bitchy Old People (vile)
5. Kids screaming in the supermarket (aaarrrgghh)
6. Running out of rizlas.............. (desperation)
7. Putting a quilt cover on a quilt (worse thing in the world)
8. People who like to think they are better than everyone else (wankers)
2006-11-01 22:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
People walking slowly in front of you in shopping centres
Chavs who spit
Goths who have metalwork on their oversized boots
Teenage bratz who think they know better than the rest of the world
People on here who cant see the humour or irony in a Q and leave a moronic response
Shop assistants with bad attitudes (too braindead to smile)
People who breathe as they chew
Mothers who talk about nothing but nappies and barker and stonehouse
The picture loan ads
The list is endless really, I'll probs post my own Q about the same when i think of somemore
Oh and morris dancers, twats
2006-11-01 23:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
people that look at jokes on the joes section and say wheres the question
its so obvious youre meant to give your opinion on whether it is funy or not
people who send comments just to say that they dont like a joke or are offended by it. if you dont find it funny then go and look at a different one. There really isnt any need to put the person down they may find it funny and should we all be able to have our own opinion.
people wh tell so many lies that they dont know what theyve told to who
2006-11-02 01:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People chatting in doorways, who then give you filthy looks when you try to get past.
Shopping trolleys in the middle of aisles.
Two people walking with pushchairs, taking up the whole of the path.
Cars parking on pavement so toddlers, prams, people have to walk on the road.
Stood in the express checkout, with the slowest shop assistant in the world on th till.
Stood in the express checkout, with someone paying by cheque for 4 items.
Now i have a headache...
2006-11-01 22:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by galaxy_glider 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
being kept waiting at the till in a shop because the assistant is having a conversation with her mate about something pointless (after all, a shop assistant is too stupid to think about anything important). then when they finally get round to bother to serve you they give you evils for daring to interrupt their day.
also mums who push their baby in the buggy out into the road when they want to cross. do they not think the car might damage the child in some way if they put it in the road.
2006-11-01 22:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by jothehutch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hearing/feeling a bug buzz around but not knowing where it is.
Putting a pair of sock in a dryer and only ever retrieveing just one.
Broken internet links.
When opening muliple windows in chat mixing up the people who you chat with (and ending up sending a sexy message to a ssome old woman discussing recipe for t-bone steak)....
2006-11-01 22:47:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋