Get a cat AND a dog
The dog will adore you, the cat will ignore you.
You're the dog's owner and at the same time a member of the cat's staff. A dog will play with its toys, the cat will play with the wrapper.
Cats please themselves, dogs please you.
2006-11-01 21:21:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
F*cking hell! WTF is up with people? Get a grip and lighten up FFS.
2006-11-01 21:35:52 · update #1
well i thought it was funny churie78.
I dont no wot kinda planet or drugs some of the others r on.
Y is everyone so serious?
If u want a serious question dont look at the jokes n riddles page!!
2006-11-01 23:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have the philosophy choir all tuned up don't ya fella. I know that some people are feeling the almost full moon early this month. It is jokes and riddles I know. you could always report em or give em a bad rating. but you who really cares eh?
I think that if you put nikes on the dog and reebox on the cat the balance would change the world!
And just think you brought it to the public first right here on sticks in the mud yahoo answers
lol I am playing with you okay. having fun, don' tlet the others take your grins okay.
2006-11-01 21:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Balance is easy, the question here is your will. Do you know what you want in life and what is the purpose of achieving these goals. Everyday, wake up and see it through the end. Everyone wants to feel comfort and it's this comfort that must be attained but attained for the right reasons. If you know who you are then be them don't change our hearts always welcome acceptance. At the end of the day you actions will speak louder than anything anyone can say and if you feel at peace with your self you know you have the type of mind that will lead to happiness. Follow your own virtuous path and concieve of a you that you already are. GB
2006-11-01 21:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by GAMEBREAKER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you have really got it right, you can make a fortune.. lol. But you are right about cats and dogs
2006-11-01 21:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u question has a answer within.
its how the life is balanced.
2006-11-01 21:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Kumar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not sure thats all one must do to create balance in their life----its not funny enough to be a joke, and it doesnt seem like any riddle i could ever figure out.........................yeah, im sorry, but i just dont get it.
2006-11-01 21:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
and a fish
2006-11-01 22:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋