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One fine morning in d middle of d nite,
2dead boys woke up 2 fight,
back 2 back they faced each other,
took out their swords and shot each other,
1deaf policeman heard d noise.... and killed d 2dead boys.
believe this lie its really true,
ask d blind beggar he saw it too........

2006-11-01 20:37:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

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Nice Poem..... what happened next......

2006-11-01 21:01:41 · answer #1 · answered by mallimalar_2000 7 · 1 1

thats pretty funny, what about this one - i come before you to stand behind you
to tell you something i know nothing about
that on Monday which is good Friday
theres a mothers meeting for fathers only
admission is free you pay at the door
bring your own chairs we'll sit on the floor

2006-11-02 04:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by winner 1 · 0 0

Very funny

2006-11-02 06:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Studious 2 · 0 0

Yes .... its a beautiful false poem
and you forgot funny too. LOL
Thanks for sharing : - )

2006-11-02 04:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol! I rate it 8/10
Here's another one. It's not true. I made it up myself
Roses are red
violets are blue
i like everyone
except you

2006-11-02 10:16:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I have truly always liked this from the very first time I read it.

2006-11-04 22:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

lol
thats a really great poem!

2006-11-02 05:01:01 · answer #7 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0 0

that's clever! Did you make it up yourself?

2006-11-02 04:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny.:).goodone..

2006-11-02 05:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha!!! very funny!!!

2006-11-02 04:41:44 · answer #10 · answered by Low profile 3 · 0 0

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