there was a boy named peter and he had a asingment of 1-6
for the first question he went to Mom Who was arguring with the gardener
Peter:mom whats the answer for Number 1
Mom:(not listening)Shut the hell up ***hole.Oh what was that honey
Peter:thanks fo rthe help mom
Mom:huh?
then peter went along to his dad who was talking on the phone with his second wife
Peter:Dad whats the answer in number 2
Dad:(not listening) Cause I love you
Peter:thanks dad
Peter went along to his sister who was taking a shower and singing
Peter:hey Sis whats the answer for number 3
Sis:In the CR
Peter:thanks Sis chx chx
Sis:who there dad help ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
then peter went to his younger sibling mark to ask
Peter:Hey mark whats the answer for number 4
mark:1-2-3
peter:thnx bro
and he went to his older brother who wanted to be a priest and was practicing
peter:hey Bro whats the answer for number 5
Bro:I shall return
Peter:thnx bro
then it was time to go to school when he wen tout to school he left
2006-11-01 20:04:41 · 6 answers · asked by enzoespi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes its half only I forgot the ending caues i want to remember it again but it was so funny when i found out of it.And the spelling i got this joke on my friends web site well only half of it....
2006-11-02 09:16:52 · update #1
actually the boy is really dumb cause nobody cares about him
2006-11-02 09:17:42 · update #2
the joke was actually in tagalog my local speach but i had a hard time changing the owrds thats why its kinda weird
2006-11-02 09:18:58 · update #3
ITS INCOMPLETE!!!
but i have a feeling that this is an awesome joke\riddle!
2006-11-02 03:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, this is what happened in school:
Teacher:Peter, what is the answer to number 1?
Peter: Shut the.... blah blah
Teacher: Why on earth did you SAY that to me?
Peter: Cause I love you
(Peter is sent to the principal's office)
Principal: Where do you live?
Peter: In the CR
Principal:Who are you?
Peter: 1-2-3
Principal: You may go for NOW...
Peter: I shall return(leaves)
2006-11-01 21:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wipers have been on from the night earlier. That by skill of myself does no longer be sufficient. yet he then checked the GPS checklist to confirm basically the area the guy went on the moist night earlier. OR mutually as he had run to his vehicle, he dropped the knife as he grew to grow to be into working to get in out of the hurricane.... and mutually as the cop grew to grow to be the vehicle on and the wipers ran.... the knife have been given right here up with them. OR he had used a wiper to stab the guy and there grew to grow to be good right into a wiper lacking. suitable desires, Sue
2016-11-26 23:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you mean what was his assignments ???
Shut the hell up cause i love you in the CR 1-2-3 i shall return
2006-11-01 20:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by Aquamarine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this riddle incomplete? i don't see the question that should be at the end. this is not funny. ever heard of spell check?
2006-11-01 20:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by ~Amber~ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dont think it let you get all your words in...... but i got the jist of it from blondie above me---thanx! keep trying! :)
2006-11-01 21:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋