How many croc hunters does it take to capture a sting-ray?
Apparently more than one.
Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo is now serving Sting Ray...
It's Expensive, but Steve reckons "It's to die for!"
In a recent interview Steve Irwin was asked what his favourite TV
programme was. "Thunderbirds", he replied, "But Stingray will always
have a special place in my heart."
Steve Irwin's funeral music has been chosen by his wife - Crocodile
rock, sung by Sting.
Steve should have used more sun block to keep out the harmful rays.
Maybe Steve Irwin should have been wearing his Ray Bans!
How did Steve Irwin die?
He had a heart attacked...
Did you hear that steve irwin died like he lived?
With animals in his heart.
I came up with these on my own lol. What can you come up with?
2006-11-01 19:38:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry friend, not funny. His family is hurting.
2006-11-01 19:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by ginger13 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
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Apparently more than one.
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It's Expensive, but Steve reckons "It's to die for!"
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2015-08-23 06:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by Dinah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know to many people around the world Steve Irwin was a legend, i am not so into Jokes about the way he died right now, maybe in 10 years or so.
2006-11-01 19:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Princess ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2014-08-19 20:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I like em! and in response to foo foo who said she was speaking on behalf of all Australians, well youre not.
I am Australian. I was raised in Darwin which has more crocodiles in its vacinity than any major town in Australia. And we all thought the crocodile hunter was an idiot who was out to make himself a star. When his series was first shown it was pulled by channel 8 due to its ridiculous nature. Its mainly the yanks who lap up his over the top antics.
The guy played with fire and got burnt. End of story. Stop acting like its a tragedy. Someone who works with the poor dying is a tragedy. A showman dying cause one of his stunts went wrong isnt.
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2014-04-10 15:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sick bastard....let us all know when you lose a member of your family and we will all come and take the piss ok...thats not even close to being funny you twisted bastard,,,i dare you to stand in australia and tell all them jokes
2006-11-01 22:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by elshadon 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG ***** people have been sobbing cause of his death what are you animal he died with what he loves people should all be like him but you your just insulting *** hole go to hell
2006-11-01 20:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by enzoespi 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pretty distasteful, dude. Also, none of those jokes are funny at all.
2006-11-01 20:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋