Are Odin, Lucifer, Zeus, Triton, Buddha, Allah, Hades, Apollo, Mars, Vishnu and the rest of the gang sitting around a cosmic card table playing for human souls? If so then should we be worried about? If not then should we ask ourselves what they are doing with them? If you don't believe in souls then should you be bothering to read this? If we don't have some sort of soul then what's this self awareness stuff about? If you don't believe in Deities then how come women have two breasts? When God was putting Eve together in front of Adam, he made her right breast and Adam said, "Hey, WOW! Do that again!"
2006-11-01 19:23:21 · 5 answers · asked by jeeperscreepersthree 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Read Genesis. Adam was asleep when God put Eve together.
2006-11-01 19:36:00 · answer #1 · answered by upsman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your soul may be like a poker chip flat and hard but, mine is not. No all those people are not playing for your soul. The only two that are is Satin (Lucifer) as you called him. and Jesus Christ. One of them two will get your soul but, it is up to you with one.
You are right about believing in our souls having awareness you should try using your for something better then this. Soul are no laughing matter if you do not go with Jesus then you will surfer in hell.
Least but not least I think you where trying to make a joke with that last statement about Eve's breast. Any ways if you do not have two of them as well then you should be in a freak show making lot of money.
I do need to thank you. I have always told my children there is no stupid question. Well you just prove me wrong now I have to go to my children a tell them I am sorry for lying to them.
2006-11-02 03:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by wagg62003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ever heard the folktale of God and the Devil in The Graveyard?
Short verison:
Two men were going home with a big sack of potatoes at sunset and they cut through the graveyard. The sack tore as they entered the cemetary and two of the potatoes fell out. The men got a litle further into the cemetary before the bag tore the rest of the way. The men decided to stop and divide up the potatoes between them and go their separate ways home. Another fellow passing by heard the them talking, and he ran home and told his friend who had a bad leg. "God and the Devil are up in the graveyard, dividing up souls." Him and his friend come on back and stand outside the gate, listening to the two in the cemetary dividing up the potatoes into equal shares. "Here's one for me, and one for you..." Then one of the men in the cemetary said, "Now, let's go get those two by the gate." The fellow with the bad leg beat the other one home.
2006-11-02 04:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by February Rain 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some of those you have nbamed were mythological gods of various civilizations, others those who either spoke for or became aware of a monotheistic god figure. hades was a place, not a person or being. it refers to hell, or the underworld of egyptian theology. the existance or abscence of a soul is problematic for many of the earlier religions and only comes out during the egyptian era. eastern religions originally had no such concept, but borrowed it from western culture at a much later date. and adam didn't act surprised, he just said she looked funny with one boob sticking out of her side. so god moved it and added a second one for double the fun and one for each hand.
2006-11-02 03:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by de bossy one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F-U-C-K YOU!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-05 09:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋