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you'll become a believer- with a hangover.

2006-11-01 19:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by de bossy one 6 · 1 0

I got so drunk one night, not only did start be living in God, I even started praying to him.

The real miracle in this story is corn. Why it never seems to break down in stomach acid.

2006-11-02 03:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by Just Wondering 3 · 1 0

You could become a believer drunk or sober. If you do, you won't need to drink. Save a buck, save your liver, save your life. What's to lose?
Bottoms up and God bless.

2006-11-02 03:27:51 · answer #3 · answered by howdigethere 5 · 0 1

You're more likely to find something you believe in while sober. Realizations attained by through intoxicants usually disappear when you sober up.

2006-11-02 04:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by AJ F 3 · 0 0

I suggest two glasses of red or blush wine at a time or up to four beers. Beyond that is too much.

2006-11-02 03:24:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey, even if you drank yourself into believing tonight, there's always tomorrow when you'll wake up a disbeliever once again.

Relax ... just go with it ...enjoy it while it lasts, and begin anew tomorrow!

2006-11-02 03:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1 1

Everybody has to believe in something. I believe you should have another drink.

2006-11-02 03:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by furshluginer 2 · 1 0

wont comment on the rest but u will definitely get Alcohal induced hepatitis.

2006-11-02 05:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Anything crazy could happen if you drink enough.

2006-11-02 03:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by Genius 2 · 1 0

it doesnt take a miracle to have faith, you just have to ignore almost everything you have learned about the nature of our world, how hard is that?

2006-11-02 03:21:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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