If some guy on a bus says
"I love you, and want you to love me. If you love me, you will do what I tell you to. If you do that, then I will reward you. If you do not do what I tell you to, then I will BURN you!"
Then he holds up a can of petrol, in one hand, and holds up a lighter in the other.
Do you accept Him as your personal Savior, or do you tell the driver that there is a nut case running loose?
2006-11-01 19:07:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why is GOD like the guy on the bus? Neither of them have cars.
Although...
I did hear that back in the day, God had a Plymouth. It seems he drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in his Fury.
That's not the only car in the Bible. David had an English roadster with a loud engine; his Triumph was heard throughout the land!
Also, the apostles rode around in a Honda; when the day of pentecost came, they were all in one Accord
2006-11-01 19:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to school one day ( adult trade/tech type school) and I saw a letter that someone had posted to the wall. After reading it I took it down photocopied it and made one small change to the very bottom.
I showed the letter to several of the girls in my course and asked what they though of it.
The letter said things like:
I can see you when you are watching television, but I don't bother you because I know you will come to me soon.
I see you when you are shopping, preparing for the party, but i don't come up to you because I know I will see you again.
I think about you of every minute of every day even though I know you don't think about me.........
The girls were absolutely horrified and all of them said this was a letter from a stalker...a sick man....someone who needed help.
Then i showed them the original and asked them to look at the bottom of the page.
It said simply, "From God."
Now obviously this was a letter written by a human, but it goes to show that there is at least one person on this planet that thinks this is a good portrayal of a god to be followed unconditionally.
Scary.
2006-11-02 05:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've SEEN that guy...and well I wouldn't consider him god som uch as a guy with some gas and some fire. I told him he should go blow **** up in an open area whree there were no people or structures. No really I actually told him he should just go get some tea nad take a nap as it looked as though he'd been up for 3 days...and well...I don't think god is a tweaker is he?
2006-11-02 03:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus,
Trying to make his way home?
This is similar to the 'blue dot' argument. See the link for more detail.
2006-11-02 03:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by DoctorScurvy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way am I going to believe this dude. when Jesus comes back to earth we will know. anyway My lord Allah can not be seen because if you can not look directly at the sun then how can you see Allah’s beauty?
2006-11-02 03:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by laam miim 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And the driver is who, exactly?
2006-11-02 03:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of a story is this?
2006-11-02 03:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by naw m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont bother, many people on this nazi site don't get it
2006-11-02 03:23:10 · answer #8 · answered by hell oh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋