a) Feed him at home
b) Beat him if he leaves the yard
c) Feed him at home and beat him if he leaves the yard
2006-11-01 18:41:33 · 11 answers · asked by thepaxilman 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He would put him on a cloud so he couldn't run away.
2006-11-01 19:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would keep him from wandering away because he respects freewill... He'd be found one day because as yu know, whn Jesus lost one lamb, he left the other 99 lambs to find the missing 1 lamb... That is how a dog could b important to Jesus....
You're one freak man and useless, you might wander away. Don't worry, Jesus will find you. That's how important you are
2006-11-02 02:50:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly I believe that GOD doesent need a dog....
however seeing christians who believe that a human was God, He also never kept dog with him...
So no need of a dog.
Do u think why Jesus didnt need dog, coz it is also a dirty animal..... like pig.....
2006-11-02 03:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by just curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is not free for doing human's doing. He has His own work. God's work is not a dog work like you and all humans.
2006-11-02 03:24:10 · answer #4 · answered by naw m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you straighten the curved tail of a dog!
2006-11-02 02:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by cuckoo747 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if god had a dog, he would do none of this. the dog would not move from its place if god does not want it to move. remember that god is the almighty, all controlling power.
2006-11-02 02:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by Annadudes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he'd cover himself in ham so the dog would never leave, and if he did he'd just get god to come down and smite him :D
2006-11-02 02:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by HC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either tie him to a cross, or threaten him with eternal damnation.
2006-11-02 02:46:28 · answer #8 · answered by DoctorScurvy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how about a fence?
or a dog run?
2006-11-02 02:43:59 · answer #9 · answered by dantheman_028 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD WOULD SAY " STAY".
REMEMBER GOD CREATED THE WORLDS BY SAYING THE WORDS.LET THERE BE...........
2006-11-02 02:48:50 · answer #10 · answered by funnana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋