2006-11-01 17:43:57 · 18 answers · asked by ghjkhlh 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do what i do, hop in the tub and wash your ***. You'd realize it leaves your *** feeling much cleaner.
2006-11-01 17:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by smart_e_pants 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember one of my ex had to take shower every time he does number2 whether there's toilet papers or not...that's probably what I'd do if it happens in my own house.
2006-11-02 01:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by Este 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ... wellllll, it's fall right now. Squeeze your butt cheeks together, while hopping out into the front yard ... grab a handful of fallen leaves, then hop back to the bathroom. Use you newly found TP sparingly, until you can afford some tailor-made TP.
2006-11-02 01:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you have a wash cloth handy that works. Or if you have a shower head that detaches just jump in the shower and use that to clean yourself good.
2006-11-02 01:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol-pray that there's some "used" toilet paper in the trash!
2006-11-02 02:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I check the garbage for tissue somebody may have thrown out, or a nearby magazine/cheap novel. Worst comes to worst, i may have to resort to using my hands...
Good luck.
2006-11-02 01:47:05 · answer #6 · answered by The Man With The Ladder. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay if you are asking this and you have not taken a crap yet i suggest you GO BUY SOME! But if you already have taken a crap then I am assuming you have figured out what to do yourself.
2006-11-02 01:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by mystique_dragon4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The news paper. especially the comics. so if you really want to give some one a laugh just show th your ____.
truly water and soap...
2006-11-02 09:38:55 · answer #8 · answered by anything goes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a newspaper
Or use water to wash it off and then wash your hands with soap & water
2006-11-02 02:12:31 · answer #9 · answered by king_con 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a couple of peices of bread and add some jelly
ok I am just joking... take a freaking shower or something
2006-11-02 01:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by The Hottie With The Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋