"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."
2006-11-01 16:19:43 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*drags mind out of gutter*
ROFL!!! that was great!!! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-11-01 16:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you return up with this your self? i'm in basic terms asking ahead using fact i'm actually stealing this one !! I study it to my husband and we've desperate to place it on our Thanksgiving invites. Too lovable for words. it incredibly is my families type of humor too.
2016-10-21 03:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! I like those! Does that mean I have a dirty mind?
2006-11-01 16:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the "its a little dry do you still want to eat it"
im still laughing
2006-11-01 16:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by skee2di 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Uhmmm..this tastes good"
"This is the best I've ever had!"
"Does anyone want more?"
"I think its a bit tender"
2006-11-01 20:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by Aquamarine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, you ever played that game where you realise that everything CAN sound dirty---i think your just horny.
2006-11-01 16:33:10 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 19:29:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hyuk! you'll probably get away with them too, cuz no one will reply back at the table!!!! ♠
2006-11-01 16:21:47 · answer #8 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is great. you must be horny or just plain bored
2006-11-01 16:48:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
thats great!
2006-11-01 18:20:03 · answer #10 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋