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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea, let's pretend we're married."

"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Good," he replies, turning over, "Get your own damn blanket."

2006-11-01 16:10:12 · 20 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

omg that was funny, i was thinking they were going to have some fun but it had a different twist... thanks

2006-11-04 13:11:21 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

If i was the wife I would talk all night till he gives me the damn blanket !!

2006-11-01 20:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Aquamarine 4 · 1 0

That's a man for ya... no offense to men... well maybe a little...

2006-11-01 16:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1 0

hahahahaha quite the marriage hahahahaha

2006-11-04 00:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1 0

hahaha....good one....but that would be me to the man on the train....lol

2006-11-01 16:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa 5 · 1 0

LOL. That sounds about right! LOL.

2006-11-03 13:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 0

perfect

2006-11-01 16:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by skee2di 2 · 1 0

That was a mean guy. But the joke was funny Thanks for sharing it.

2006-11-05 19:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

that is messed up I would have slapped him in the face

2006-11-01 16:13:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

yeah good one

2006-11-01 17:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1 0

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