A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care
of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his medical services.
He was asked if he had health insurance.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied,
"No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun."
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
2006-11-01 16:07:46 · 12 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another good one, thanks again. lol
2006-11-05 19:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure and also you mustn't pay any "bill" to a criminal specialist without seeing an itemized fact. The bill might want to contain line products of the certain dates/situations/facilities finished. a commonplace criminal specialist's bill has many lines each and each and every with area of hours that the criminal specialist worked and a billing cost for each criminal specialist that the agency used. operating example, you may want to confirm: 4/01 - .50 SJW telephone calls/consultation with shopper $150 this line assumes a bill cost of $three hundred for the criminal specialist with initials SJW for 1/2-hour of work on 4/a million. some criminal experts do not furnish this a lot element, yet maximum respected criminal experts have billing structures that would want to furnish maximum or all of this informaiton. At a minimum, you should be able to confirm # of hours worked, bill cost, and some description of the artwork finished. i'd call the criminal specialist, ask to speak to the billing branch, and tell them you'll experience free to pay the bill, yet you want an itemized bill that incorporates the guidance above. tell them you is in basic terms not paying any quantities without seeing the bill. for sure, even as dealing with criminal experts, you should proceed with caution, because they do comprehend the guidelines. in spite of the indisputable fact that, I doubt an criminal specialist would turn over any quantities to a chain organization with no need despatched a bill. good luck.
2016-12-05 11:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by geiser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really sad- it took me a min to get it... wow how blonde can you be? But it was funny after I got it!
2006-11-01 16:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL. That's a good answer, and your joke's not half-bad, either. LOL.
2006-11-03 13:47:55 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha thats funny! Its god!
2006-11-01 16:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by derith300 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2006-11-01 17:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by Viren 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was cute.
2006-11-01 16:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by tinamaries43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-11-01 20:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very clever ^_^
2006-11-01 17:45:43 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. Good one..... LOL
2006-11-02 08:08:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha :)
2006-11-01 16:49:11 · answer #11 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋