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like yo momma is so fat, when she backs up she goes beep...beep...beep
2006-11-01 15:57:59 · 14 answers · asked by brainiac 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house...she sits AROUND the house.
2006-11-01 16:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
yo momma must sell lettuce. I saw the sign on the door 5 cents a head
2006-11-01 16:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by mickey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch the yo momma show on mtv
2006-11-01 16:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by babygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-Yo momma's so old, there's a picture of Moses in her year book.
-Yo momma's so fat, you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
-To momma's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, cats try to put sand on her.
2006-11-01 16:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
If i'm not mistaken, i haven't seen this one out of all the answers on this question:
Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
It's 9:18. Gonna watch tv and then go to bed. Night!
2006-11-01 16:17:40 · answer #5 · answered by taylor ! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
Yo mommas so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy came out.
You momma's so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.
2006-11-01 16:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by nixkuroi 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat, its not even funny anymore.
2006-11-01 15:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by derith300 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo momma so fat she got her own zip code
Yo momma so dumb, she went to a liquor store with a dollar to order four quarter barrels.
2006-11-01 16:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by The Count 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Haha I used to have a whole book of yo mama jokes.
One of my favorites:
Yo mama's so stupid that she went to the movies and saw "under 17 not admitted" so she went home and got 16 of her friends. :)
2006-11-01 16:06:05 · answer #9 · answered by Kathryn S 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yo momma is so fat, when you I took her to a buffet, she pulled up a chair
2006-11-01 16:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by rydoggg22 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋