2006-11-01 15:57:29 · 9 answers · asked by That Guy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here is a cracker
usual ppl say :
" it was my pleasure , doing buissness with U "
certain ppl say :
" it was my buissness , doing pleasure with U "
hope U havent heard it
;o)
2006-11-01 16:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by BekO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are from a book. NON-fiction!
funniest:
Roadtrip Signs:15 min. parking 8am to 5pm
Door Signs:Entrance only do NOT Enter!
In a Restaurant: Kids w/ gas eat free
Swiss Mountain Inn: Special today- No Icecream.
Door Signs:We can repair anthing!(Pls knock, the bell doesnt work.)
On a Hand Dryer:Do not activate w/ wet hands
On a toilet:Toilet out of order, pls use the floor. ALSO:This water is not for drinking.
Translated in Chinese "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead".
Also in chinese KFC's "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off".
Newspaper:Typhoon rips through cemetary, hundreds dead.
Sign: One mile ahead, Butts Virginia
Do not underestimate how smart ppl are!
2006-11-02 02:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop. "I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!
2006-11-02 00:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How did the bubble gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
2006-11-02 00:51:32 · answer #4 · answered by Jenn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The program "Just For Laughs"! Really crazy watching those gags... :))
2006-11-02 06:14:40 · answer #5 · answered by marcelino angelo (BUSY) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do gay horses eat
Heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy
2006-11-02 00:00:02 · answer #6 · answered by rydoggg22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you ticklish?
2006-11-02 00:00:06 · answer #7 · answered by derith300 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can. i'm like the "joker" of my classroom
2006-11-01 23:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you ticklish?
2006-11-02 00:49:48 · answer #9 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋