1. In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in the water nearby.
2. Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice all live in the same house. Bob and Carol go out to a movie, and when they return, Alice is lying dead on the floor in a puddle of water and glass. It is obvious that Ted killed her but Ted is not prosecuted or severely punished.
3. A woman comes home with a bag of groceries, gets the mail, and walks into the house. On the way to the kitchen, she goes through the living room and looks at her husband, who had blown his brains out. She then continues to the kitchen, puts away the groceries, and makes dinner.
4. A body is discovered in a park in Chicago in the middle of summer. It has a fractured skull and many other broken bones, but the cause of death was hypothermia.
EXPLAIN ALL THESE!! ANSWERS TOMORROW!
2006-11-01 15:53:59 · 12 answers · asked by Smo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry about all the caps. I just wanted to grab attention. This site doesn't seem to allow hardcoding, otherwise I would have just bolded them.
2006-11-01 16:18:28 · update #1
#1, either the corpses are not human, or they are humans swimming.
#2, alice is a fish, and ted is a cat. ted knocked over fish bowl
#3, she glanced at a picture of her husband, who had comitted suicide before.
#4, um, i dont know, a bird, that has like oil on the feathers so it ant fly and it cant be protected because of the oil. so it tryes to fly, fails, and gets too cold.
2006-11-01 16:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Are they fishing from the yacht or trying to attract seals or something with dead fish?
2. Is Alice a fish?
3. It's a photo of her dead husband?
4. ?
2006-11-02 01:31:27 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Corpses are fish/ sealife
2. Alice is a fish, Ted is a cat/ dog which has knocked bowl on floor.
3. Looks at a phot of husband, who committed suicide.
4. not to sure, probably some sort of freshly frozen fish?!
2006-11-02 00:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by Chris E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. The yacht is a rescue boat?
2. Alice is a fishy and Ted is a puss puss
3. She is looking at a photo
4. A bird?
2006-11-01 19:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1the rich people on the boat have been shooting birds OR a plane has crashed, sunk, and the head honcho of the coast guard was on his yacht, and got there first
2Alice is a goldfish, ted is a cat
3the husband has a cold, tissues are everywhere, figure of speech
4ummm..... a bird flew too high, died of hypothermia, and fell to the ground?
2006-11-01 16:17:00 · answer #5 · answered by acollegeangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alice is a fish, #3 photo, #4 bird #1 fish also
2006-11-01 16:03:00 · answer #6 · answered by !kyradarkmoon! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow im stunned. I think alice is the fish and ted is something or some1 who knocked over the fishbowl.
2006-11-01 16:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by derith300 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm I think the first three are all explained brcause they are not humans. the fourth Im not too sure about,
2006-11-01 15:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by Timothy C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt know things couldnt float near yachts//people do get away with murder//maybe she didnt care//sounds like dude huffed too many spray cans, or maybe pushed heroin....
2006-11-01 16:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm...
Can't do them all, and I'm a wee bit nervous and would appreciate if you stopped asking me to EXPLAIN ALL THESE!! ANSWERS TOMORROW! should that be fololwed by 'OR ELSE'?
I hate being shouted at.
2006-11-01 16:08:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋