one day a foolish man went to a doctor and he told to doctor:some donkeys are playing football together in my dreams every night
the doctor told him i give you some pills and you must eat one pill every night . the man answered immediately, can i eat it from tomorrow night? the doctor asked him,why from tomorrow?and he answered because tonight is finale!!!!!!
2006-11-01 15:47:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
old one but funny
2006-11-02 01:41:58 · answer #1 · answered by HaMaDa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-01 15:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-11-01 15:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by 10 to 20 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-01 16:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by lazareh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool. wish i could repetitive, ongoing dreams :)
2006-11-01 16:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-01 17:54:45 · answer #6 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee
2006-11-01 15:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by phyllis_neel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty funny!
2006-11-01 15:50:59 · answer #8 · answered by Giants Fan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋