A businessman met a beautiful hooker and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500.
They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment, "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price.
So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note:
"Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
1 - It had never been occupied;
2 - There was plenty of heat;
3 - It was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
"Dear Sir: First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management. Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."
2006-11-01 15:46:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he'd better pay it in full!!! haha
2006-11-01 15:52:52 · answer #1 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-11-01 23:53:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-01 23:54:27 · answer #3 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oh, yes, he doesn't dare get reported! LOL. He'll pay, one way or the other! LOL.
2006-11-03 21:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was too funny plus i could actually see that happen.
2006-11-02 10:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by McKayla's Mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart hooker.
2006-11-02 04:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever
2006-11-01 23:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-11-02 00:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by OU812 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!!!!! Good one. Did you make that up?
2006-11-02 00:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by Farstar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe LMFAO!!! That was great!!! Keep em comin!!!
2006-11-02 00:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋