Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.
After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you something...."
"I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "There's no need to be embarrassed.I get asked that all the time."
"You do?!" Catherine asked.
"Sure," he says. "Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
2006-11-01 15:22:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha!!!! that's awesome!!
2006-11-01 15:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That poor girl! LOL.
Exercise is good for you, but mowing the lawn should belong to the man, unless there is a riding mower involved!
2006-11-03 13:42:55 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a cad of a husband. Crazy but funny!
2006-11-01 15:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my X-husband.
2006-11-05 19:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-01 15:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha
husband is a mans mans hahahahahahahaah
2006-11-04 00:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK. by me....the exercise is good for you
2006-11-01 15:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by barrettins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats stupid
2006-11-01 15:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaahahah thats ****** funny
2006-11-01 15:24:29 · answer #9 · answered by USC Slut 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
terrible... men.
2006-11-01 15:28:13 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋