what is the best way to get drunk?

Question

I drink smirnoff (which is like a vodka) about 2 bottles every saturday, but I never got drunk. What's the best way to get drunk?

Answer 1

you sound like a real winner.

Answer 2

If you truly do drink two fifths of vodka every saturday and if you continue to do so you will have about 6-8 years before your liver fails and you die. I would suggest stop trying to get drunk and start smoking weed....at least you'll live a few years longer with weed.

And by the way Smirnoff IS a vodka.

Answer 3

smirnoff?? do you mean the kind the comes in a 12oz bottle..smirnoff ice? thats not really vodka...you would have to drink like 6 of those to start feeling drunk...if you has straight up smirnoff vodka..mixx some of that with Orange juice and you will get drunk a lot faster

2 smirnoff ice=not drunk

Answer 4

Smirnoff IS vodka, unless you're talking about the beer.

You're drinking my chosen brand! YAY SMIRNOFF! I go through it fast too, so you're not alone. Sometimes I try to get drunk fast by mixing a bit of everything together. Some people say that doing so will make you go crazy. But you sound like me, so I doubt that you'll be going crazy. LOL! Just get a BUNCH of stuff and mix it together.... vodka, rum, whiskey, cognac, tequila, etc....

Answer 5

If I'm drinking to get drunk I start with two shots of tequilla or vodka and then start with the beers. For sipping I drink scotch. If I want something sweet I drink vodka gimlets, it's girly but I'm a woman so I can take it. Most often though I drink wine. Schmirnoffs (and I assume you mean the fruit flavored Schmirnoff Ices) won't get you very far. They don't even have a shot a piece.

Answer 6

Are you talking about smirnoff the "malt beverage"? That taste like sprite? If you are only drinking two little bottles of that then no wonder. Drink tequila shot after shot. Then you can get drunk! Have fun puking in the morning, don't forget to by some advil.

Answer 7

Start off with some good weed,then down about 6 shots of silver tequila, then down about 3 shots of whiskey, then have vodka and some fruit juice,then drink the 2 smirnoffs.

Answer 8

Tommy12oz is correct. My guess was also that you were drinking Smirnoff ice. It's a cooler, maybe 5%v alcohol. To feel "tipsy", drink four. To get drunk, six. Maybe you ought to start with four this weekend, seeing as how you aren't used to a whole lot of alcohol. You wouldn't want to get sick. Sucks big time.

Answer 9

drink 3-4 of them. I drink peach smirnoff occassionally. A whole 6 pack is too much, unless you like feeling drunk. I would not recommend it!

Answer 10

HERE IS THE ANSWER FROM MY DAYS AS A BARTENDER

I LOVE SMIRNOFF ICE, AND TWISTED GREEN APPLE

YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT WITH A STRAW, HERE IS WHY.
By drinking thru a straw, you reduce the amount of oxygen you intake as you sip your drink. In this manner, you MAXIMIZE the amount of alcohol that makes its' way to your bloodstream.............this is called a BAC (blood alcohol content) In other words , you are replacing the oxygen in your blood with alcohol. Voila !!!

Just Yahoo or Google search the words Blood Alcohol Content and you'll get tons of info.

Did you know that American SMIRNOFF has only 5% alcohol and Canadian SMIRNOFF has 7% alcohol!! Go Canada !!!!

10 points please !!!!! BEST ANSWER, no doubt.

Answer 11

everclear(grain alcohol 180 proof) if you are buying smirnoff wine coolers they only have 5% or 10 proof which is not going to get you drunk. get 2 750ml of smirnoff vodka drink shots and chase it with coke or sprite