Does anyone think this is funny?

Question

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly.
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of This old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out, and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your ... side view mirror."

Answer 1

hahaha that funny omg , thats hilarious execellent joke

Answer 2

superb. a salesclerk knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman replied the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm advertising the latest innovation in vacuums, it somewhat is the proper little gadget I somewhat have seen in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to sell off on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He pronounced, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i'm going to eat it!" She pronounced, "might you like a fork?! we have not have been given the potential on yet!"

Answer 3

Pretty cute.... Long so I knda started to pick up on what happened right before the punch line but I can't say that I have heard it before so....good job!

Answer 4

Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.

"Not on her best day." Hank replied.

"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.

"No, she's broke."

"Well then, is it sex?"

"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"

"She can sue me for child support."

Answer 5

yes cute joke family oriented i like that in a joke

Answer 6

It's a chuckle, not a belly laugh

Answer 7

It's alright

Answer 8

thats funny it was a lit obvious.

Answer 9

Now that's funny,I liked that one..

Answer 10

That was very funny.