A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind
a big fat lady. The little boy says, "hey dad, look how fat that lady is!"
"Shhhh, quiet son, she'll hear you."
"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"
"Shhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice!"
"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude!"
Suddenly the fat lady's beeper goes off.
"Look out dad, she's backing up!"
2006-11-01 13:36:16 · 25 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
o.o.. i don't think they will...funny 1...:-)
heya!
2006-11-01 13:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too cute!!! I wonder what the dad did when his son said that!
Thanks for the laugh and 2 points!
:)
2006-11-01 21:39:56 · answer #2 · answered by afafae25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very old and never very funny. Too much setup till you get to the punch line.
2006-11-01 21:53:33 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahah that is funny good for u........hope the yahoo police dont remove it...have done heaps of mine.......LOL
2006-11-01 22:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the lady doesn't know she's fat!!!!
LOL
2006-11-01 21:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny! who wears pagers these days?
learn a funny joke then come back and tell us
2006-11-01 21:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by jimmy h 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-01 21:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by Eaglesfan19 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way funny!
2006-11-01 21:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by krisski 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute i would have died if that happened to me my lil sis says things like that
2006-11-01 22:11:00 · answer #9 · answered by FELICIA H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
children making fun out of weight challenged women is absolutely wron!......?.ROTFL HA HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE LOL LOL HOOT HO HUM HEE HE who cares anyway ha ha ha lol
2006-11-01 22:47:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like.
2006-11-02 18:52:19 · answer #11 · answered by teresa.edmonds@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋