What are some good comebacks for any situation?
2006-11-01 13:31:16 · 13 answers · asked by Brie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Will, from Will & Grace said it best to Jack, "Even on your BEST day, you could NEVER be me". I love it!
:)
2006-11-01 13:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by afafae25 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when someone says somthing sarcastic you reply
" sarcasam is nothing more then the idle chatter of an idiot!"
or if i wanted your opinion i would have givin it to you.
or when all else fails, throw your arms up in the air and yell
"you can just f**k off!!!!
2006-11-01 13:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by mark_grvr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo' momma is the classic comback of all time or u can say take the mask off halloween is over
2006-11-01 13:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by lyn934 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yesterday at the grocery store someone called me a slutty bi*ch since I am seven months preggo and had my five little kids, plus their two cousins with me. I told the old man to go back to his wife and beg for mercy because by calling me that, I was going to tell his wife he was hitting on the Baker!!! (His wife works at my post office and we are good Friends) He looked at me and then said, "please no, our marriage is at its tip top and about to crash, Your kids are beautiful!" It was so funny because I don't think he realized who I was at first. On the way out, My youngest yelled out, You slutty bi*ch to the man he was almost in tears!!!
2006-11-01 13:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by baby oh's 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-01 16:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the classic your mom. if they say that, your face. that's what i do. if i have a brain freeze then, i just say something insulting about them.
2006-11-01 13:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ask can u climb plastic walls?? (no) (yes oh is that how)
then how the **** did you get out of the abortion bucket??
2006-11-01 13:50:56 · answer #7 · answered by DJMICK 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did yo mamma drop u when u where a baby
2006-11-01 15:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
if i wanted your come back id scrape the back of your throat
2006-11-01 13:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by *Daisies* 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
F%$K YOU A#$HOLE I SHOUL BEAT THE LIVING F%#K OUT OF YOU YOU C*&K SUCKING SON OF A B^%#H
2006-11-01 14:29:21 · answer #10 · answered by Eaglesfan19 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋