My 3 year old hurt me on an acciedent. She asked me if I wanted her to kiss it and make it feel better. I said yes that would be nice. so she kissed my hand. I said wow that does feel better. She said well whe you kiss my boo boos they still hurt the pain does not go away. I was shell shocked by that statement.
2006-11-01 13:27:04 · 11 answers · asked by Mary 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
My baby sister is four. When my daughter was seven months old, I put them both in the bedroom (baby on the floor, child on the bed) to watch Sesame Street and take a nap. My daughter started crying suddenly, and when I came in to comfort her, my sister jumped back and exclaimed "I did nothing!"
Last summer, I was picking up my other sister to go to the outdoor theater. The younger one was begging to go, but I couldn't take her (season tickets, there's only two.) Geting frustrated, she finally cried "My mom says I can go with you"!
2006-11-01 14:19:37 · answer #1 · answered by teeney1116 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 2 childrens have been playing interior the oldest infant’s room and having a sturdy time with markers mutually as I fixed breakfast. My 3 year previous shows up a pair minutes later with “i like My infant Sister” written in massive pink letters on her bare abdomen and chest. I sent her off to grant Mummy’s request to work out the oldest infant, to the older infant. i observed as she left the room that the three year olds lower back had additionally been lined with vivid pink letters “Why Is My Butt pink” and her bum lined with a dozen or so little pink hearts. It replaced into hilarious until we found out that my oldest had used an eternal pink laundry marker to do this. Took approximately 4 days for the message to vanish yet I nonetheless think of its humorous. I desire I had taken photos of it.
2016-11-26 22:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by suire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have always taught my daughter the proper terms for anatomy, and we've gotten 2 good stories out of it so far...When she was about 18 months, she discovered breasts, and I just so happen to not long after, need a black strapless bra. So we went to the store, and as we were checking out she told the young male cashier, so proudly that, "My mommy's buying new black breasts!"
The other story was more recently b/c of a newborn nephew/cousin. While assisting with a diaper change she discovered what boy's have. The next morning when Daddy got out of the shower she said, "Daddy do you have a itty-bitty penis like Brock?" He was so embarrassed he couldn't even answer her, so then she went on to ask, "If you do, is it all wrinkly like his is?"
2006-11-01 14:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by kshelt10 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My 3 year old son and I were in a store and there were two black men behind us laughing. As we were walking away he asked why they were laughing, and I replied that they may have been laughing at him (my son). I thought that would be the end of the conversation, however, on our way home my son asked again but a little differently...."Mommy, were those chocolate men really laughing at me?"
2006-11-01 14:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by teacher&mom 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
when my twin boys were 3 they escaped and went on a rampage through the ladies department at a department store. i tracked them down by following the trail of bras and panties right across the store. we left in a hurry and i could not help but burst out laughing when i tried to explain what they did was wrong. i really don't think my little lecture took with the grin on my face.
2006-11-01 13:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The first time my 3 year old son saw a black person was in a bank lineup, the man smiled and said "hi" my son took his hand and said "you need to go wash your face" the man howled, I was so embarassed.
2006-11-01 13:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by Snakelady 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday, I was at my ex-wifes (my former) house helping get the kids ready for TT. My ex told my 7yo son to get a bag for his wastebasket. Sometime later she came out into the living room and said "This is not what I meant when I said that". The wastebasket was in the bag, not vice versa. I thought it was funny/cute.
2006-11-01 13:36:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-01 17:29:44 · answer #8 · answered by ada W 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I told my daughter to pick up her socks or she would get a time out, she was 4 at the time, told me " you have already hurt my pride mother must you take my dignity too?" I had to leave the room just to keep from laughing.
2006-11-01 13:31:00 · answer #9 · answered by jagbeeton 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was at my older sons baseball game and it was packed with parents and other spectators and my son hit a home run so my 4 year old jumps up and says "Jerry....Jerry!!!
2006-11-01 13:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by Darcee 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋