On a hot blistering summer day, a redneck cowboy come ridding into town on his horse with his dog following. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman comes into the bar and asks who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck cowboy replies, "No way dog's in heat, he's cool cause I got'im tied under the shade of the tree." The policeman says, "No! you don't understand; your dog needs to be bred." No way", the redneck cowboys says, "dog don't need bread, he's not hungry, cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin". Now policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO!you don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!" The redneck cowboy looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a policedog!"
2006-11-01 13:19:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-01 16:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I stay contained in the West, and enable me inform you, authentic cowboys aren't to any extent further horny in any experience. they're skinny, ropelike creatures with cow and horse shizt on their boots. they're sunburnt to the brilliant, and many are lacking a teeth or 3 from being thrown off Broncs. they're regularly outstanding adult men, though.
2016-10-16 07:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-01 13:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Now, that is "Bad to the Bone" funny! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great weekend.
2006-11-04 15:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
very funny
2006-11-01 18:22:22 · answer #5 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!
2006-11-01 13:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by jimmy h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA THATS FUNNY
2006-11-01 13:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMOU....
hahhahahahaaa.....
That is the joke of the day...
2006-11-01 13:24:17 · answer #8 · answered by Skyler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh, I don't get it....Policedog. Oh nice one. lmao.
2006-11-01 14:10:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
o.o..that is funny..:)
2006-11-01 13:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋