During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She put the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.
Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
2006-11-01 13:14:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what trailer
yeah, i know, im funny
2006-11-01 13:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by meg *__* 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thats not really that funny. oh and even with the trailer on the boat will still move just very slowly.
2006-11-01 21:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
two blonde's's were standing across a river. one on one side and one on the other. One blonde asks "how did you get on the other side?" and the other one says "you are on the other side"! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! The what trailer comment was pretty good.
2006-11-01 21:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by baby oh's 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A ******** with Handle Bars
Why dont you let a blonde use your computer? You'll get it back with slobber all over the screen
2006-11-01 21:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Ricky T 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny!
2006-11-01 22:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by Chudogg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny...
ooo i have one:
there were 3 people playing cards...a non-molesting michael jackson, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde. who won the game?
answer: the dumb blonde--the other two don't exist! lol blondes shouldn't take this personally...i'm a blonde too.
2006-11-01 22:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by larkaloo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The nice thing about blondes is that they are not only pretty but they usually can take a joke. We brunettes salute you!
2006-11-01 21:17:57 · answer #7 · answered by furshluginer 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-02 00:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..thats blonde joke alright..silly blonde!
2006-11-01 21:51:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Myth Busters???
2006-11-01 21:17:12 · answer #10 · answered by Old man wrench 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that just killed my last 2 brain cells.i only had 12 and that`s enough beer for a work night.
2006-11-01 21:22:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋