i dressed up for halloween to school. I was asked what i was. They called me evil. One guy asked of i was going to a funeral since i was in all black. I said yes, it's Satan's funeral. I'm taking his place since i'm so heavenly, and because i'd killed him
What was i?
(Hint: night)
2006-11-01 12:47:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Grim reaper or something dark angel midnight fairy?
2006-11-01 12:59:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Darkness
2006-11-01 20:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dark Angel or Catwomen
2006-11-01 21:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by Skyler 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Death Angel?
2006-11-01 20:50:17 · answer #4 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Angel of darkness, Lazarus or Christ... Christ crushed the head of the serpent (Satan). ... of the serpent, then he killed him.
that's all I can think of, you actually have me stumped...
You're saying you would take his place because you are heavenly, yet you would kill him? Grrr!
2006-11-01 22:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by MsElainious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-02 00:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the grim reaper
2006-11-01 20:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by gojets126 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are the spon of satan..
2006-11-01 20:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by don't u wish86 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
BAT GIRL
2006-11-01 21:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by GLADIATOR 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋